I hate you. Really. And don’t start that doe-eyed innocent “nuturer of life” bullshit either. You’re a sadistic fucking cocksucker & believe me, if my ability to produce what would surely be some unbelievably awesome spawn didn’t hinge on you, you’d be ending out a hysteretomy in a fucking alcohol filled jar right about now.

You know me by now. I’m not fucking about. Your time will come. Oh yes.



After all, there’s always adoption.



Sincerely,
Me.